Bet you’re wondering what. in. the. world. this article is about, aren’t you?  Admit it.  You’re  now envisioning salsa recipes and, well, Satan.  And a love child.  Well, I won’t keep you in suspense any longer.  This article is about….

Top 10 Title Suggestions Using a Link Generator That May Not Be Good For Your Blog – Unless You Have a Wicked Funny Sense of Humor and Are Not Afraid of Offending People or Afraid of Satan – ’cause his name shows up often  (see why I didn’t use that wordy little blurb as the title?)

1.  7 Reasons Why Harmony Gets Better with Alcohol – okay, so this one holds a ring of truth to it.  Unless you’re a mean drunk.  Then not so much.

2.  7 Things About Chronic Flatulence That Science Couldn’t Explain – Umm, the words chronic and flatulence in the same title are a bad combination to begin with.  And also, this link generator appears to like the number 7.

3.  The 7 Most Mind Blowing Videos of All Time About the Kentucky Derby – Again, the number 7.  When I think Kentucky Derby, I don’t think “Mind Blowing”….do you?

4.  If Big Love Had a Love Child With Kim Jung II It Would Look Like This – No, sorry, that title isn’t a link.  I know you wanted to click it and see.

5.  8 Ways to Get Rich with Trophy Wives – Somehow, this seems backwards.  Don’t you already have to be rich to get a trophy wife?  Unless they mean a wife who wins a trophy.  In which case, I have no clue how that would make you money, unless you’re thinking endorsements and all.

6.  6 Shockingly Evil Things About Daylight Savings – I love the term “shockingly evil”.  You may find that in future post titles like “7 Shockingly Evil Things About Sunglasses”.

7.  7 Health Problems Associated with Presidential Primaries – Wait, wait, I know this one!  Boredom, loss of hearing, nausea, increased blood pressure, psychosis, strong desire to move to Canada – or move them to Canada, and paranoia!  Wahoo!  Got ’em on the first try.

8.  My Scariest Google+ In A Long Time – Since Google+ is inherently scary, this title really isn’t all that shocking.

9.  The Untold Story of Male Air Stewards That Barack Obama’s Lawyers Tried to Stop – Now I know where The National Enquirer gets their titles!  Suhweet!  I have to admit, this title does make me want to get all creative, but I’m refraining so I don’t get investigated by the Secret Service.

10.  The Evil Genius Behind Prosthetics – That’s right.  When I think artificial limbs, I think EVIL GENIUS!  

Ah, link generators.  They’re good for a laugh.  And a snarky title.  And a whole lot of conspiracy theories.  Hey….I wonder if they started the whole JFK theory….

(By the way, I used LinkbaitGenerator for these fun finds.)